Socrates: A Lovely Little Thinker T-Shirt

Taking inspiration from Monty Python’s “Bruces’ Philosophers Song” we present to you Socrates: A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed. “Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table, David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel, and Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There’s nothing Nietzche couldn’t teach ya ’bout the raising of the wrist, Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day, Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, and Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: “I drink, therefore I am”. Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed, a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed”